Bag of F#%@'s

A Whole Bag of F#%@'s to Give...While You Can!

Need to get the message across with candy? Say less. Because sometimes, you just need to give one. Or ten. Or mail them anonymously across the country.

Our Bag of F#%@'s is here for your petty, hilarious, and gloriously dramatic moments. Each $5.00 bag is full of gummy middle fingers, with an additional mix option of a black licorice and gummy medley to really drive the point home.

April Fools just got a whole lot more epic.
Stress snack or subtle revenge treat—we won't ask questions.

Why You'll Love Them:

• Iconic Energy – Because passive-aggressive emails just don't cut it anymore
• Mail-Ready Mayhem – Send it to your bestie or your nemesis (we ship!)
• Equal Parts Cute but Kinda Rude – Pick your poison: fruity sass or regrettable black licorice
• Leave a Note at Checkout - We'll include it in the package—anonymous or personalized, totally up to you! We only add your name if you ask us to.

Details & Ordering:

• One (1) $5.00 Medium Candy Bag (resealable because the attitude is fresh)
• Each bag is 125 g

Choose your vibe:

• Just Middle Fingers – classic, fruity, chewy, unbothered
• Middle Fingers + Black Licorice – for when you're feeling extra salty
  
  

Perfect For:

• Your friend, who's so over it
• The coworker who hits "Reply All" Every. Single. Time.
• For when your husband says, "I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick," and re-emerges after your child has graduated
• That one ex who still watches your stories
• Your roommate who never replaces the toilet paper
• Anyone who "forgot" your birthday but still asks to borrow stuff
• For your toddler who asked for the blue cup but not that blue cup
• Or, you know… yourself. Self-care, baby.

Share responsibly… or don't. Honestly, we're not judging.

Limited edition and zero apologies. Order now before they vanish like your will to respond to that group chat.